What's the best bit of Spam (email, not sandwich stuff) you've ever had?

I keep a mental note of my favourites. :P


So far my best has been somebody trying to sell me this robot that ... you know ... makes money. (Yes, it was that vague).


I also get the usual bucketful of penis-enlargement ones, which is strange, because I am female. ;)





Any good ones you'd care to share? I need a chuckle.

What's the best bit of Spam (email, not sandwich stuff) you've ever had?
mine are always the usual rubbish about viagra i mean what do i want to know about a waterfall for? :-)
Reply:Incresing sperm volume, 'Lab-tested female sensual enhancer', loans (which I have never needed), pills, time to get skinny (I'm skinny enough thank you), watches, laptops.





Increase male length by at least 2 inches in just weeks. Average gain exceeded 3 inches


- Increase width, musculature and thickness by at least 15%


- Amazing increase in volume of ejaculate


- Intense, wave like multiple orgasms achieved





'Maxgain+ helped partners achieve climax almost three times as often'. YEAH RIGHT!
Reply:This is one I have in my spam folder right now, check out the spelling.


From :Janke Manginelli


Subject : pantechnicon Ni hao, are you a freqquent visitor of retaail softwaree strores? We know what you're.........


I'm not clicking on it to find out the rest. Like I'm gonna buy what he's selling, pfft :P
Reply:I get ones that say they've found the secret to cash.....





the best one was that Dave or someone was explaining to me that Mike wasn't such a bad guy, he was actually quite nice..... i got confused and deleted it.
Reply:I've had the same stuff as you but this one was realy funny all it said was DONT EAT POOP weird right!?
Reply:I've gotten spam about m%26amp;ms before.